Horn on the Cob

E was deep in thought at breakfast yesterday and as I walked past she says,

"how about horn on the cob?" And I pondered that all day. I imagined a short horn, not sharp, but very wide at the base, jutting out from one end of the cob only. You know, like a uni-cow or something. I ultimately decided, as I sat in the orthodontist's office yesterday for 1 hour and 45 min., that it would be really hard for G and B to eat that with braces but it would provide a handy grip instead of the silly little plastic corn-looking do-hickys with prongs.