I had the honor of attending G's Honor Roll Assembly this week at R Elementary. I had a personal verbal invite from G himself. His name was called by the Assistant Principal and he had his 2 seconds of fame for receiving all A's and B's on his report card. Then the mistake was made by announcing CAKE and all the children pushed, shoved, and trampled one another to the cake table. G made out with 2 pieces that he claimed one was for his mom but when she declined it became W piece (he also declined and I was glad I wasn't offered the sloppy thirds cake).
Why is it so hard to get both of them to look at the camera at the same time?
